YO MAMA JOKES!!!!!

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

- Yo mama is so stupid, she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

- Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube, it turned into a gameboy.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

- Yo mama is so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

- Yo mama is so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.

- Yo mama is so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

- Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

- Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

- Yo mama is so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

-  Yo mama is so fat, she sweats mayonnaise.

- Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".

- Yo mama is so old, her Brest milk is powder.

Baby found in airplane bin

Cleaners sweeping through a passenger jet (That landed at the Philippines' national airport) found a newborn baby in a bin in a toilet on Sunday.

The clean-up crew quickly alerted airport doctors to the surprise discovery aboard the Gulf Air flight. The baby boy was then rushed to the hospital, where he was declared healthy and turned over to social welfare officers, the official said.

Pictures taken by airport photographers showed the baby wraped in a towel while doctors warmed him up under a light bulb.

Airport officials named the mystery baby "Jorge Francis" and efforts to locate his parents would be left to social welfare officials.

...I heard this story from my mother and I wanted to write about it. I'm happy that the baby survived! If the cleaners didn't find him, he probably would have died..

Beautiful Exchange

You were near
Though I was distant
Disillusioned, I was lost and insecure

Still mercy fought
For my attention
You were waiting at the door
Then I let You in

Trading your life
For my offenses
For my redemption, You carried all the blame

Breaking the curse
Of our condition
Perfection took our place

When only love could make a way
You gave Your life in a beautiful exchange

My burden erased
My life forgiven
There is nothing that could take this love away

My only desire
And sole ambition
Is to love You just the same

When only love could make a way
You gave Your life in a beautiful exchange
When only love could break these chains
You gave Your life in a beautiful exchange

Holy are You, God
Holy is Your name
With everything I've got
My heart will sing how I love You

High School Speech

     RULE 1
     Life  is not fair - get used to it.
     
    RULE 2
     The  world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
     will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you  feel
     good about yourself.
     
    RULE 3
     You  will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out
     of high school. You won't be a vice president with
     car phone, until you earn  both.
     
    RULE 4
     If  you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a
     boss. He doesn't have tenure.
     
    RULE 5
     Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
     grandparents had a different word for burger flipping
     they
     called it Opportunity.
    
    RULE 6
     If  you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't
     whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
     
    RULE 7
     Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
     they are now. They got that way from paying  your bills,
     cleaning your clothes and  listening to you talk about
     how cool  you are. So before you save the rain forest
     from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
     delousing the closet in your own room.
    RULE 8
     Your  school may have done away with winners and losers,
     but life has not. In some schools they have  abolished
     failing grades and they'll  give you as many times as
     you want to  get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
     slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
     
    RULE 9
     Life  is not divided into semesters. You don't get
     summers off and very few employers are interested in
     helping you find yourself. Do that on your own  time.
     
    RULE 10
     Television is NOT real life. In real life people
     actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to  jobs.
    
    RULE 11
     Be  nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
     one.

... This speech was made by Bill Gates. I love this speech because, it shows how the real world is really like (well, for me at least...) 

EXAMS WEEK

Exams week is finally over! Woohoo!!!!
For the whole week, my classmates and I have been studying, and today is the final day!
This was our schedule for the whole week:

Monday - We did nothing but study for the up coming exams.

Tuesday - Math and Humanities

Wednesday - Science, Filipino and Grammar (which was Public Speaking)

THURSDAY - Trigo/URT and AP (Araling Panlipunan)

Friday - ... End of Ramadan! Meaning no school!

...All of them were really challenging, but hey! What is life without challenges? It's good to have a challenge once in a while. It helps our brain develop! And I don't want to have an un-developed brain!
Anyways, we had some disappointing results of our exams (FAILED) but we can learn from our mistakes and hope to be better the next time! ( If our teacher's gives us chances, that is...)
I'm really looking forward to a long weekend, and I know everyone from Erdkinder are also excited.
So people... have a long and relaxing weekend!

"BROKEN HORSE"

October's got those orange eyes
But somehow I still lost sight
When you lifted the lid off of my pumpkin head
And kissed me goodnight
Should it be a thorn in my side
We never quite broke that horse
She slept in the cul-de-sac rye
Seven miles from my front porch

Bundle up and come with me now
Down the road where to the burnt down barn
We could make a blanket of coats
And breath our souls into the neighbors front lawn
But oh god that look in your eye
Trouble that does not search words
It sprung from the biblical vine
And are waiting to return to the dirt

The stitches in your winter clothes
Your cello bows
We stole your hair to make them
Were sorry for the iron shoes
We nailed to you
And stuck you in the rain
And then you sprinted away
Sprinted away to where I don't know
God's moving in your bloodstream
Where the cross beats aren't so slow

You swept all the red from my cheeks
I didn't hear you come back inside
And light up the gas in the den
And stand there in the thin winter light
But oh god that curve in your spine
A question mark
A doctor sign was framed by the windowsill
And you saw something I did not in the night
You saw something I did not in the night



The stitches in your winter clothes
Your cello bows
We stole your hair to make them
Were sorry for the iron shoes
We nailed to you
And stuck you in the rain
And then you sprinted away
Sprinted away to where I don't know
God's moving in your bloodstream
Where the cross beats aren't so slow

IT'S MY BIRHTDAY!!!!

It's my birthday! I'm so happy! life IS a blast!

This morning, when I arrived in school, (I wasn't planing to go) I didn't expect people to greet me... or even remember my birthday. But I was proved wrong when people suddenly went near me and said
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! DENNIS/DENISE!!" (Dennis is my nickname in school)
They even sang! One of my best friends even gave me a bracelet, and I really thank her for that.

Even though today was the start of exam week, I still had fun! The people around me made it a really special birthday. Some people, (who I wasn't even close to) greeted me. In fact... The whole Erdkinder sang! (including teachers... I think)
I love this day! And I love the people who made me love this day!
But most of all... I love God for creating me.

(September 3, 2010)
                                                 TWILIGHT GRAPHIC NOVEL...

I am delighted to announce that Yen Press published the Twilight Graphic novel Vol. 1, last March 16, with a first prining of 350,000 copies.

I read the novel and loved it, from the beginning till the end. What strikes me is that how faithfully, and how beautifully, artist Young Kim has translated Stephanie Mayer's original version. Everything, from the biology scene to the medow, all was beautifully done.

I've read the book and so far, everything there was what I imagined it to be. At first I expected it to be like the movie, were there were some scenes that weren't included ( like the Biology scene...)
But I was proved wrong... Everything, from were Bella fainted from seeing blood to Edward bringing her to the clinic.. It was all there!

Though this was just volume 1, it was really exciting! I can't wait for the 2nd volume!

BLACKBIRD (The Beatles)

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

... This song means a lot to me and I wanted to share it to people. The song was introduced to me by a very special friend.

                                 "MAJOR MAJOR MISS PHILIPPINES"

Miss Philippines 2010, Venus Raj, was favored to win the Miss Universe 2010, especially after the online poll put her in first place going in to the competition. However, in the end, she instead won fifth place while Miss Mexico, Jimena Navarrete won the crown.

So... What went wrong?

When one of the judges, Mr. Baldwin asked the question, "What is the biggest mistake that you've ever made in your life and what did you do to make it right?"
Venus Raj replied, "In my 22 years of existence I can say there is nothing major major problem that I have
encountered. Because I an very confident with my family, with the love they are giving to me. So, thank you so much that I am here, thank you so much!"

Many believed Miss Venus Raj's answered caused her to lose the competition, but many also supported her. A certain TV show in the U.S showed how hard it is to answer that kind of question, saying that even their former president, George Bush couldn't even answer that question.

... It IS hard to answer that kind of question. No one wants to admit their mistakes to people, what more if you admit it to the WHOLE WORLD. And... Who wouldn't feel pressured in answering in front of MANY people?

                                               " THE HOSTAGE INCIDENT"

The Philippine National Police (PNP) tried to rescue 15 tourists from Hong Kong, held on a bus

by a gunman, was poorly trained, armed and led. The gunman was known as former police general, Rodolfo Mendoza. A process that should have been over in 5 minutes, took almost half of the day, leading to 8 tourist's death and one in critical condition. At the end of the incident, Rodolfo Mendoza, who was angry at being dismissed from the government, was killed by a police.

When the people in Hong Kong herd about this, anger rushed through them as they demanded a
thorough investigation on the crime that was done.

The people in the Philippines even have a new name for the SWAT team:

S - sorry
W - wala
A - akong
T - training

At the end of all this, PNP admitted their mistake of being unprepared for the Hostage taking.

... What really surprised me was that, after the incident, the people in Hong Kong started hating the
whole filipino race because of one mistake that ONE of our people did. Isn't that a bit exaggerated?
Well, I guess people just have different opinions on the story!