YO MAMA JOKES!!!!!

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

- Yo mama is so stupid, she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

- Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
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- Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube, it turned into a gameboy.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

- Yo mama is so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

- Yo mama is so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.

- Yo mama is so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

- Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

- Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

- Yo mama is so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

-  Yo mama is so fat, she sweats mayonnaise.

- Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".

- Yo mama is so old, her Brest milk is powder.